1. If you can't stand the heat, fight for your equal right to cook
2. There are no winners in the game of life when everyone is a loser in the long run
3. Do not do things now and repent later, because now never comes back but later does
4. Lucky are those men whose heads don't spin
5. The best plan is to have Plan A, Plan B, and Plan C to deal with all possible seemingly real situations in an unreal life
6. In any profession or craft, the craftsmen will forge you to be one of them; if you don't they will crucify you
7. For some people what they don't have is the only thing they have
8. Arguments on "which is the dumbest generation" depends on which generation the contestants belong to
9. An apple tree doesn't have to pretend to be an orange tree. It does not have to keep yelling "I am an apple tree" either.
10. Do not ask the thief's mother where the thief is hiding, because she might tell you where he is
11. Problems caused by time, will be resolved by time over time
12. So much communication constipation pervading through cultural and national borders
13. Social networks are no substitute for true relationships
14. If you don’t feel sorry for yourself who will?
15. Those who live to eat love to eat
16. Slow and steady make a good couple
17. Some bulls carry their china shop along with them
18. A stitch in time calls for a time machine
19. Misery is an integral part of being human. Those who have no choice in the matter learn to enjoy misery. This I find paradoxical
20. Rock the boats while they are there, because you cannot rock them when they are not there
21. Students, you will get the fishing rod from me. I will do no fishing for you. Because I am the teacher and you are the student
22. There are no real winners or real losers in an unreal and unrealistic world
23. Poor people give poor financial advice. They still make their commission for their stupid advice
24. Leave the mountains alone, they can take care of themselves
25. The world is neither round nor flat, it is as dumb as a dumb bell
26. Nature will bend humans who probably think they could bend the nature
27. In this world most good things to people have happened accidentally, like family happened to you
28. It is only as long as you are mentally and physically healthy sound and strong, you could help those who are mentally and physically unhealthy unsound and weak
29. Only a fool would call a fool a fool, because not even a fool would like to be called a fool
30. There is a real difference between "real friends" and "work-place friends". Work-place friends love your work, real friends love you. A combination is really rare
31. What you do not see does not exist for you
32. Relatives are "relative", not absolutes
33. What you don't know will hurt you more than you know
34. Its not the clothes that maketh a [wo] man, but it’s the [wo]man that maketh the clothes
35. Lucky is the wo)man who does not have to work for a living
36. No one can hurt you, but yourself
37. Time and Tide waits for the other person to come
38. As you saw, so have I seen too
39. Once bitten, no longer shy
40. Nowadays a stitch in time is a very uncool thing to do
41. Time wastes everyone of us
42. Artificial Intelligence is not only robbing us of our intelligence but also our money and identity and will leave us crying in the middle of the superhighway in future
43. Students be the cookie cutter, not the cookie
44. Mortals lose their mind well before they lose their flesh.
45. Hey, make hay and go on the "hay ride" of life while the sun is shining
46. When most of us were in graduate school we did not have money to buy pizza, but when we have all the money later in life, we cannot eat pizza
47. Do not make others' problems your's, most people do
48. Even the man who was hanged had the satisfaction of knowing that without him there wouldn't have been a hanging ceremony
49. Holding hands calls for another hand
50. Waking up those who are already awake could be an awakening
51. World won't stop if you do, sadly some think it would
52. The truth is real and is far from truth
53. Be careful, there are liars, outliers and outright liars in this world
54. All work and all play will make Jack a wokn'playholic
55. Only those who do not know the question should beg the question
56. Isn't it so strange that we value those things most that we know we cannot ever possess in life?
57. Small towns never grow when big cities overgrow
58. "Problem people" give you nothing but problems
59. What is good for the gander is the goose
60. It is far easier to appreciate a person in good times than in bad times in the dumps
61. Birds of a feather too peck one another
62. Happiness flows from inside to outside, not in the other way around
63. If you do not know ask, if you know tell
64. Flattery sometimes can take you somewhere
65. Often has a girl been a punching bag for a boy
66. Often has a boy cut a rod to beat his parents
67. Time wastes us, not we the time
68. There are no floppy disks today, just floppy people
69. There is no easy way to learning, learning is the way
70. Ignore what they say, but carefully watch what they do
71. Those who live in caves, die in caves
72. Silence was golden during the gold rush
73. Nobody but you will have to live with yourself
74. Death may be a public affair, but dying is definitely personal and private
75. As a man(or woman) stincketh so is s/he
76. Those who live in glass houses should look nice
77. A bird in your hand is no longer a free bird
78. Power when turned off, is powerless to corrupt the world absolutely
79. Sky is the limit, if sky is real
80. If you have a cake, you can eat it
81. If you want to be happy in bed, do not lie on it.
82. Christmas comes, but leaves every year
83. Curiosity does not kill the mouse
84. If you can’t lick them, spit on them
85. If only they could talk, every dog will have its say
86. Dead men could not talk as they lie
87. A hungry man should find a woman who could cook well
88. Where there is no will probate lawyers will have a field day
89. A friend in need should not be deserted
90. Time and tide wait for the other man
91. Guarding one’s mouth is much harder than guarding the border of a country
92. Homes have to be built, not bought and sold
93. A hungry woman should find a strong man who could satisfy her needs
94. All talk and no action make everyone unhapp
95. Intelligence and general knowledge are not the same as intelligent people would recognize
96. Artificial Intelligence is humanly impossible because it is not only a contradiction but a no brainer
97. You may be dead silent, but I hear you loud enough
98. Stinginess is a form of ugliness of the mind
99. Big fish will always eat small fish, but no one will want to eat dead fish
100.Don't hate me because I am beautiful, go get a facelift
